For your weekend webbing pleasure

Have you noticed how all veggies eventually get their day in the sun? Har, har. Remember the sweet potato craze? Sundried tomatoes? Well, it’s clearly The Time to Shine for the brussel sprout. You can’t click a mouse without stumbling upon another rapturous account of these roasted little morsels! This version from Alexandra Cooks was a bit hit on Thanksgiving.

One of my favourite lame things is when people use vocab they’re clearly not comfortable with. This is a funny take on the rising Britishisms in the US. It’s a real larf. (New York Times)

Oh yes, just when you thought you couldn’t wait one more minute…it’s sexy mustard time again! Hooray for whory Halloween costumes. (xojane)

Did you watch the inspiring and infuriating PBS documentary Half the Sky? It tells the story of girls around the world, dealing with incomprehensible crap, just because they’re girls. And of course, they’re flying in the face of it, because they’re girls! (Independent Lens)

Oh, here’s another amazing girl. Have you heard about Malala Yousafzai, the 14-year-old Pakistani blogging superhero? The Taliban shot her on a school bus this week because she dares to go to school. Send your prayers her way and thank your deity of choice for giving us such a courageous girl. (BBC)

I feel grateful! Oh so grateful.

The Falling Leaves

The Falling Leaves (Photo credit: magandafille)

I’m grateful for time to stomp around in crunchy leaves with my boy. And for crunchy leaves without the Arctic wind…yet.

I’m grateful for easy, efficient public transportation. Shout out to Winnipeg Transit drivers, who’ve been courteous, friendly and graceful under pressure in my last two weeks of bus travel.

I’m grateful for my man’s roast chicken Sunday dinners. I am blessed. And somewhat bloated. Urp.

For your weekend webbing pleasure

Schools of the future

Love this! Artist Jean-Marc Cote created this series of paintings in 1900 depicting life in France in the year 2000. Which reminds me: where IS my jet pack?

Love this, too! From Jezebel: some Reddit jerk posts a pic and a mean comment of a Sikh girl living her life. She writes an articulate, eloquent response. Then, get this: he apologizes! Warm, fuzzy Internet interaction! See the thread here. (Update: he’s deleted his account.)

Maybe people will get the concept of security from watching this video? From Wimp: Amazing mind reader reveals his gift.

Bill Gates says we’re close to eradicating polio around the world!  Only Afghanistan, Nigeria and Pakistan remain. (Of course, Jenny McCarthy and deranged suburban moms are working hard to combat progress…)

Check out this great infographic about the plight of women and girls around the world. This would be a great teaching tool. The stats are well presented with good visuals.

And because now I’m all fired up, have you read Caitlin Moran’s How To Be a Woman? So funny and open and honest. ROAR!

I feel grateful! Oh so grateful!

C's first round in the canolaI’m grateful for the blazing hot sun, itchy barley dust, my dad’s optimism and the lifestyle it provides us all.

I’m grateful for every single thing about my mum, including her peaches and cream complexion, which I inherited and sport with a bit of smugness. She’s looking good at 64!

I’m grateful for the time my little boy spends with my parents. Watching them enjoy each other’s company is proof positive that I’m doing something right.

For your weekend webbing pleasure

Mars, 2001, with the southern polar ice cap vi...

When I stop to think about this Mars Greeley Haven 360 Panorama, I get positively goosebumped. Tire treads on Mars!

This infographic of hurricane data also makes the hair on my arms stand up. Here’s the orignal post from IDV User Experience.

This ad spoof on the “legitimate rape” garbage is pretty funny. (Though I found some of the action a bit much. Anyone else?)

I really enjoyed Lydia Netzer’s defence of space exploration. “We realized in stages that we were very insignificant. And then, almost like grown-ups, we pulled our boots on and began to try to leave a significant mark anyway.”

And oh my stars! Donut porn and classic literature, together at last.

Dear Aunt Audrey,

I picked the apples today. You would know exactly why we had a bumper crop this year, but without you, it confounds me entirely. I hauled out the big ladder and filled five six-gallon pails and four bags to the brim with perfectly unblemished beauties. From one tree!

What on earth did you do with the twelve trees that used to welcome guests at the end of the driveway? Pies, cakes, slices, muffins. Jellies, jams, juice. Pickled apples, dried apples, frozen apples. Then what?

Mum and I peeled enough apples to give us both callouses, which is twenty bags of applesauce and filling for six pies. I know, softies, the both of us. We admitted defeat even before I could get to your crabapple tree. I’ll do that tomorrow and make juice. Imagine celebrating my birthday with homemade appletinis. Skål!

Hitchu Hiku

Well, let’s reach into the archives to see what we can see. December 18, 1999. Ah yes, hitchhiking in Japan!

With a five-day weekend stretched out in front of us, my partner in crime, Tamara, and I decided to head to Hiroshima. And because travelling in Japan isn’t interesting enough, we decided to hitchhike. Let me just say the only downside to hitching in Japan is the guilt one might accrue because of all the wonderful things people do for you.

We hadn’t even started hitching when we got our first ride. We were at the I.C. (freeway), deciding where the best place would be to stand, and a huge hulk of a man pulled over. Shortly after we got up to speed, he pulled out his kaitei (mobile phone) and started making apologies. Tamara realized he was cancelling his meeting in Fukuoka because “he had two foreigners he had to drive to Hiroshima”. !!?! This man had picked us up and then, through a misunderstanding, decided he had to make an eight-hour drive to get us to our destination…and was willing to do it! After convincing him to drop us off at an upcoming truck stop, he diligently argued with me about accepting $500 from him because he wasn’t driving us the whole length of our trip. Round one: success!

We pulled out our hitching sign to make it official for our next leg. You know you’re hitching in Japan when your sign says “Hello!” and is covered in flowers and hearts. Sure enough, we waited only a few minutes before heavy air brakes told us our journey would continue. Our next driver was a trucker carrying a load of strawberries. I sat in the back with his porn.

A tiny girl picked us up next. She phoned her boyfriend and before he said moshi-moshi, she blurted out, “I have two Canadian girls in the car! They’re getting in people’s cars and driving with them! I picked them up!” So cute.

Our last leg into Hiroshima was a fun guy who insisted we eat squid on a stick before we got in the car. He quizzed us so thoroughly that we were certain we were in trouble. As he pulled off the freeway into a parking lot, he told us he worked for the freeway department! My heart fell out of my shoe as he jumped out of the car and told us he’d be right back. Tamara and I looked at each other in panic: should we run? Should we…run? He came running around the corner, brandishing a camera to take pictures of the lovely Canadian girls, his new friends. Phew!

It was such a great experience, unlike hitching anywhere else. Everyone who stopped for us seemed absolutely compelled to pick us up, as though they had no choice in the matter. They all plied us with food and drink, and filled our bags up for the rest of our trip. They all tried to shove cash into our hands, and when that didn’t work, each one of them tried to hide money in our bags! Just another lovely memory of the kindest, wackiest nation on Earth.

Leaving Xiahe

Well, here I am, a month later. I’m hoping a lot of freelance writers have this problem: not enough time to write their own stuff. Anyone? Anyone? I’ve decided I have to post at least once a month (Ha! Flying in the face of all blogging advice) so here’s something I wrote years ago about one of my favourite travelling experiences.

It was an amazing twelve-hour bus ride—and by amazing, I mean terrible—to get to Xiahe, in the central province of Gansu. Only in China could the hills be so sprawling, so green, and so endless. The people, including masses of exiled Tibetans, were beautiful, too. Their wind-chapped cheeks gave them a doll-like beauty; their bashful curiosity enhanced it. I had spent two weeks there, walking up and down the main dirt road, among the monks, donkeys and pigs battling for space. Smiling at the locals had finally become smiling with the locals, a happy transition.

One morning, as I sat with the old men and watched the young men dig a hole, a procession of girls appeared in front of me. Beautiful girls in traditional costume, never ending, like a string of Christmas lights. Inevitably, they spotted my blonde hair, and a brave group of eight tumbled across the street to me. They went immediately to my hair, which I’d become used to. Braiding it, rubbing it, running their fingers through it.

We giggled plenty and pointed to each other’s points of fashion: the gold necklace from my parents, the exaggerated length of their sleeves to keep the cold out. And then, a camera appeared, someone’s mother was recruited as photographer, and an impromptu photo shoot erupted. We all took our places, smiled triumphantly…and realized Mum was holding the camera the wrong way, the lens to her nose. A teenager’s embarrassment is truly universal.

Anyway, after two weeks, it was time to go.

In fact, I’d been trying to leave for about a week. Everyday I went back to the spot where I’d been dropped off, and made my intentions known. Gesturing over my shoulder, walking on the spot. Whistling, “Let’s go!” Every day I got the same delighted reaction from the guy, laughing and waving his hands in protest. By day five, it was a couples’ dance, and we were doing the motions together. Conclusion: I definitely would not be leaving this town the same way I had arrived.

And so, I sat on my pack at an intersection just out of town. There were four other people just like me, hoping to thumb a ride out. Two were ancient, Tibetan women. Their eyes were tiny glittering points in the middle of wrinkles and crinkles. They had layers upon layers of clothes, all tremendously dirty but blindingly bright. In the way older women who’ve done their time do, they stared at me unabashedly. The other two hitchers were monks in fuchsia robes with knapsacks slung over their shoulders. Young enough to be freaked out by my presence, but old enough to know they should play it cool.

Soon enough, another typical occurrence in China, my bag was open and the contents strewn all over the ground. They took a quick inventory of my wardrobe: two t-shirts, one sweater, one jacket (made by a tailor in their village for the tidy sum of 60 quay, about $8), two pairs of pants and one long skirt. They seemed satisfied, as had all the others, and I remained befuddled.

An hour later, the sun was at its highest. We’d seen no traffic, save an old man on something not entirely unlike a motorcycle. My eyes were tired and I decided to take out my contact lenses. My new friends gathered in a circle and watched me take my glasses out. “Ohh,” they enthused.

“But wait,” I cried, and put my finger to my eye. Despite their cries of alarm, I pulled the contact off my eye and left it perched on my finger. No one breathed. We were all concentrating a great deal.

And then, it was too much for the skinnier monk and he exhaled in disbelief, “Phu!”

The contact launched off my finger into the mud. The monks dropped to the ground, found the contact, brushed and blew it off as best they could, and gave it back with hope. I shook my head and laughed, and then tore it into pieces, which they passed around, looking through them like a pair of glasses.

And I don’t live in Xiahe now, so I guess at some point we got a ride. I don’t remember how long we waited there, but I remember the wind, fresh and alive. And I remember not really caring if I ever did get out of Xiahe at all.